There are times in life when everything seems to be going wrong. We don’t lose our faith to be sure, but it just seems as though nothing is going in the right direction. When we go through the rough patches in life, it’s a good idea to try to find some humor along the way – I know it won’t make things better – but it helps!
Today’s post is dedicated to the humor we need. I found some pretty cute jokes that I hope help you over the speed bumps of life. I’m driving over a few of them myself right now – so I need a little funny bone therapy too! 😉
A minister had a horse for sale. A man came to see about buying him . The horse seemed perfect and the price was right. But the minister said “There are two things to remember. He only goes to PRAISE THE LORD and only stops to AMEN. ” The man starts trotting and then cantering the horse but he realized they were headed to the cliffs. WHOA, STOP, STOP NOW but the horse sped up directly to the edge of the cliff. The man suddenly remembers and yells AMEN. The horse stops at the very edge and the man was thrilled and yelled PRAISE THE LORD.
How about the stubborn determination of a little girl in kindergarten?
A Sunday School teacher was walking around observing her kindergarten classroom of children while they were drawing pictures. As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
I love this joke about the atheist showing God how he can create.
An atheist scientist came to God and said, “We’ve figured out how to make a man without you.”
God said, “OK, let me see you do it.”
So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, “Oh, no you don’t. Get your own dirt!”
I pray that God will use these jokes to make you smile and lift your spirits. We all face challenges of all sorts in life but if we can find some humor along the way and believe that God will help us through, we know that it’s gonna be okay! Wink! 😉