PUSH BUTTON TELEPHONE DAY

TL 11-18 PUSH BUTTON PHONE DAY

11-18 OUR TOUCH-TONE TELEPHONE

Well Howdy!  It is PUSH-BUTTON PHONE DAY!

Bell Telephone introduced the first commercial push-button telephone on November 18, 1963. It was installed first in Carnegie and Greensburg, Pennsylvania, just outside of Pittsburgh. The push-button phone replaced the rotary dial phone, which had been in use for decades. Customers had to be convinced to use the new phones.  Promotions such as this one at the 1963 Seattle World’s Fair, showing people how much time they would save by using the new push button phone vs. the old rotary style phone showed folks that this was true innovation and a new push button phone would be worth purchasing.

Wow – what a time saver!  LOL!!!

I was an only child growing up in the 1960’s.  To say I got bored with my own company would be a dramatic understatement.  As a rule I knew how to entertain myself, but the odd occasion arose (especially in the summertime) when I pulled pranks on the poor people who were forced to share a party line with us.  I know – I’ve burst your bubble – I’m not the angel you thought I was.  Oh well.

Some of you know what a party line is – but there are some of you who are scratching your heads and saying, “Party line?  What the heck is a party line?”  Well, it will date me, but I’ll do my best to explain.

For some reason (that I’m not privy to), telephone customers had to share phone lines back then.  Sometimes when we wanted to make a call, we’d pick up the receiver and there would be someone just chatting away on the line.  The polite thing to do was to gently (ever so gently) lay the receiver back in the cradle – wait – and wait some more – until the other person got off the phone.  Usually the party on the other end would notice the interruption and cut their conversation short.  It was proper etiquette and good manners to get off the phone when you realize that the person sharing the party line wanted to use it.

Of course when you have an only child – under ten years old – decorum and manners are at times foreign concepts.  OK, I was a brat.  To the person sharing our party line in the 1960’s – I apologize! 

Daddy brought home a brand new teal blue push-button telephone one spring day in 1968.  I was 7 years old and captivated by the new “toy”.  From that time on, when I picked up the phone and heard someone talking on the party line, I played one of my favorite songs on the push-button phone, for you see, along with each push of the button was a different tone.  If you push certain buttons you heard certain tones.  Well – that’s like giving candy to a musician and we love it!  To me as a 7-year old, it was a musical instrument.

I became a virtuoso at playing OLD MACDONALD and the theme to GREEN ACRES on the push-button telephone.  Funny thing is, I don’t think the person or persons sharing our party line was ever terribly impressed with my accomplishments.  Hmm…  I can’t imagine why.  😉

 

NATIONAL KAZOO DAY

TL 1-28 NATIONAL KAZOO DAY

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.  – Dave Barry

Well, that’s one description for a kazoo.  It’s about the most creative one I’ve ever heard.

If you don’t think you can play a musical instrument, I have news for you!  You can play a kazoo!  No, I’m not kidding, you really can.  Today is NATIONAL KAZOO DAY!!!  Just give it a try.  A kazoo is a very inexpensive but addictive instrument.  Oh, but make sure you hum into it – don’t blow air in it or it won’t work.  And you have to hum into the big end, not the little end.

A kazoo is not the same thing as a vuvuzela.  They are not even kissing cousins.  Some folks think a kazoo is just a child’s toy, but it is really a musical instrument in the mirliton or membranophone family.

The kazoo was first seen in 1852 at the Georgia State Fair.  It was called the “Down South Submarine” because it looks very much like a submarine.  It was mass-produced and sold by Emil Sorg and Michael McIntyre, a tool and die maker.  Production began in Buffalo, New York but moved to Eden, New York where the factory museum remains today as a working museum.

I had a metal kazoo when I was a kid.  It was bright yellow with red and blue design on it.  I drove my folks crazy with it.  Daddy used to tell me, “You put the ZOO in kazoo!”  I suppose that meant that I was making him nuts.  I remember thinking, “Well, YOU gave it to me!”  LOL – funny what you remember sometimes, isn’t it?

The kazoo was played often in popular music back in the late 1800’s through the early 1900’s.  They can be made of metal like mine, or plastic or other materials.  Each has unique sound qualities.  The tone is determined by the quality of the membrane or resonator.

LOL – you don’t tune a kazoo – that was just for fun.  If you hum off-tune, guess what???  Yeah – you’ll be off-tune!  But if you’re having fun, WHO CARES???  Wink!  😉