A host of changes took place in 1994. It was as if I was just blissfully gliding along in life and suddenly hit a brick wall! I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, gained more weight after going on diabetes medication (that’s frustrating), and found out my thyroid was terribly low. I felt so overwhelmed and decided it was the beginning of “getting older”. Later in the year I went in for my annual eye exam and was told I needed bifocals.
Well – that was just IT. I threw up my hands and welcomed age into my life. Of course when faced with adversity – I fight back with laughter! What else can I do? If I don’t laugh, I will cry. I really don’t want to cry, so…
Bifocals are tricky to say the least, especially when you first get them. When you walk, your steps are exaggerated. It’s funny to watch someone getting used to new bifocals. It takes a while to learn to navigate stairs or even step up on a curb. My heart goes out to anyone wearing bifocals for the first time – especially if they have to get used to them alone. I’m so glad my husband was there to help me when I got mine.
I remember when I could sit at a computer monitor without eyeglasses. I used to have to hold things very close to my face to read them clearly. Now the opposite is true – now if I can hold things far away, I read them better. LOL! When did I get so old?
We want to be set free! We want to be free from tilting our heads back and looking through the bifocal lens to read the computer monitor or play the piano. Ouch – my aching neck! We honor those poor souls who suffer with neck and shoulder pain due to bifocals with BIFOCALS AT THE MONITOR LIBERATION DAY!!!
That’s a good idea – if you’re rich! I can’t afford 3 pairs of glasses. I do good to get one pair (I’m guessing you do too). I came up with a solution on my own because I was so desperate to save my neck. Our local Dollar Tree store has a few pair of full-size readers (make SURE you get full-size readers because half-size readers will force you to bend your head back to see through them). My bifocal is about +200 so I found some full-size lenses that are that strength. I wasn’t sure it would work – but for $1 I thought it would be worth a try. My plan worked! If you don’t know the strength of your bifocal, ask for a prescription from your eye doctor or ask over the phone. They will gladly share that information with you.
Now I have the bifocal glasses I purchased from my eye doctor for everyday plus a pair of full-size readers in the strength of my bifocal – to wear at the computer and to play the piano. While the full size reader is great for seeing a computer monitor or sheet music, I can’t see to walk or anything else, so I must have my “regular” glasses handy to put on before I get up.
Laugh it up, young people! Your turn is coming. LOL! 😉
It was a very inexpensive solution to a painful problem. Hey – I’m a happy camper and no more neck pain! Sometimes I feel like a smart cookie! 😀
Well, before things go completely downhill and get totally depressing, let’s hear some positive news!
My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul. – Jim Carrey
It’s true! No matter what limitations we face, the only thing holding us back is the thought that something is holding us back. 😉
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