Well, it’s that wonderful time of year again. Oh, I don’t mean Thanksgiving (or as I like to call it, Thanksliving), but the day after… the one day of the year when all the crazy people gather in malls and shopping outlets across the country for one express purpose… to get the bargain! Black Friday has arrived!!! Woot!!!
It just seems strange to me that we take a day to be thankful for all of our many blessings – then the next day (for some people, that very evening), the thankfulness gets replaced with a feeling of discontentment again. I’m so confused! If we’re so thankful, then why do we think we have to jump into that madness? Ah… to get the perfect Christmas gift, right? Well, give it up – there is no such thing as the perfect Christmas gift! Perfection is highly over-rated, and quite frankly, a tad boring!
Some people will burn calories working out at the mall. They reason that surely the pounds will melt away as they scurry around frantically, raising their blood pressure and stressing themselves out in the process. It also gives the budget a workout. I know there are sales, but you’ll still spend money.
So, kudos to all the shoppers out there… may the bargain fairy be with you! But I think I’ll just keep my body busy a different way today – and maybe I’ll burn just as many calories and still have some money left over! Yay!
It takes a special brand of stupid. And I think if I hear one more OMG I will scream. Really not diggin’ on that phrase and it is everywhere. Please expand your vocabulary horizon beyond the OMG’s, people. I think this is what they call mob mentality. It’s a bit disturbing to say the least. Where are people’s priorities? We act like this with each other just to get the perfect Christmas gift for someone at a bargain price? Okay – let’s think about that thing. First of all, I don’t think the prices are all that great. Secondly, you push and shove and yell and curse at your brother in the name of Christmas (using Christ’s name in vain) and then at Christmas we speak peace to one another? Yeah, right – I got that. 😦
Before you walk out the door, make sure to do a few warm up stretches. Practice smiling and saying, “Excuse me, pardon me, oh, I’m so sorry, was that your shopping cart?”
Please shop friendly! 🙂